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You snooze you lose?

Snooze

I snoozed 5 times today. 

Each, an act of defiance against the gods of time and space and all things punctual. A snooze in the iPhone world lasts 9 mins (the reason it isn’t rounded to 10 is a random interesting fact you should check out). 5 snoozes, 45 mins. 

My morning routine with the kids lasts an average of an hour, and could be an extra half an hour depending entirely on the younger more dominant daughter’s mood. The longer I snooze, the riskier it gets. But the thrill of it is exhilarating. Living on the edge of defying time, and bearing the wrath of a 6-year old. 

Every. Single. Weekday. What a life, eh?

You snooze you lose? My take on this - you’ve never lived!

Let’s aim for 6 snoozes tomorrow! 💪🏾